The most interesting bass fisherman in the world...

... Once won a bass tournament on a lake that "doesn't  exist" while eating banana's.

... Is favored to win by 20 pounds in a bass tournament he hasn't even entered.

... bass have a week dedicated to him.

... He once caught a smallmouth bass with a largemouth bass.

... breaks it off with supermodels but never breaks off a bass.

...He speaks the language of bass... in dolphin.

... Once shook a jumping bass off and caught it again while still in mid air just to prove it could be done.

... He once blanked in a tournament just to see what it felt like.

... His blood smells like crawfish.

... He has released fish after teaching them to go find bigger fish and bring them back.

... on braided line ~ "Would you braid your hair? Why would you braid your line?"

... Stay fishing my friends